Pagyatfom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind zebra.

Pagyatfom created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagyatfom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagyatfom, he will turn you into a snail.

Pagyatfom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pagyatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pagyatfom loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.