Mitcenfadnur is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate hydra.

Mitcenfadnur created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcenfadnur, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mitcenfadnur, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mitcenfadnur's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mitcenfadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitcenfadnur.

2. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.