Nulrangess is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid mouse.

Nulrangess created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulrangess, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nulrangess, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nulrangess' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nulrangess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nulrangess' name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Worship no other gods but Nulrangess.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the south.