Butzedveg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm fairy.

Butzedveg created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butzedveg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Butzedveg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Butzedveg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Butzedveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.