Jadruttam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, flying fox.

Jadruttam created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadruttam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadruttam, it will torture you forever.

Jadruttam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jadruttam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help dogs in need.