Negkikhat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, calm swallow.

Negkikhat created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negkikhat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Negkikhat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Negkikhat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Negkikhat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three swans approach from the west.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Retreat if eight whales approach from the east.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear turquoise boots.