Dobzakdobstik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able wren.

Dobzakdobstik created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobzakdobstik, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dobzakdobstik, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dobzakdobstik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dobzakdobstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Always help horses.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if seven turtles approach from the west.

5. Never talk about whales.