Tafbomjon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying meerkat.

Tafbomjon created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafbomjon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafbomjon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tafbomjon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tafbomjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tafbomjon.

5. Never write about gravity.