Bissvedrip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful unicorn.

Bissvedrip created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissvedrip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bissvedrip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bissvedrip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bissvedrip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Bissvedrip on top of important buildings.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.