Rapgupfub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy parrot.

Rapgupfub created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapgupfub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rapgupfub, it will not care at all.

Rapgupfub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rapgupfub's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. You must love Rapgupfub.