Sugyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful shrew.

Sugyarp created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugyarp, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugyarp, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sugyarp's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sugyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always help mice.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sugyarp.

5. Erect three iron sculptures of Sugyarp on top of important buildings.