Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tiresome squid.

Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. You must love Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik.

4. Run away from cyan nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigartsaw Wipfidmis Loggiltik.