Larggofrip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful dragon.

Larggofrip created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larggofrip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larggofrip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Larggofrip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Larggofrip's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Larggofrip.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larggofrip.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if six dogs approach from the east.