Bomhitfly is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty toad.

Bomhitfly created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomhitfly, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bomhitfly, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bomhitfly's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bomhitfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Bomhitfly.

5. Bomhitfly must be the most important thing in your life.