Gadhimhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm finch.

Gadhimhiv created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhimhiv, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadhimhiv, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadhimhiv's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gadhimhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about moons.