Vabhitken is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid slug.

Vabhitken created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabhitken, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabhitken, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vabhitken's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vabhitken's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to turtles while wearing blue scarves.

2. Never think about stars.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.