Farnill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, quiet gnu.

Farnill created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnill, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farnill, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Farnill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Farnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never jump in holy places.