Cibnutrak is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, pitiless wombat.
Cibnutrak created a quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Cibnutrak, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Cibnutrak, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Cibnutrak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Cibnutrak's Holy Commandments
1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Always obey Cibnutrak's priests.
4. Worship no other gods but Cibnutrak.
5. Cibnutrak loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.