Jipkenhan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous centaur.

Jipkenhan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Jipkenhan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jipkenhan, it will not invite you to parties.

Jipkenhan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jipkenhan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not take Jipkenhan's name in vain.

4. Jipkenhan loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jipkenhan.