Lambigmet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental capybara.

Lambigmet created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lambigmet, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lambigmet, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lambigmet's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lambigmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five geese approach from the south.

2. Hide if eight turtles approach from the west.

3. Never feed oranges to monkeys while wearing cyan skirts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at nebulae.