Ruttdimmabpog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty bear.

Ruttdimmabpog created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdimmabpog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttdimmabpog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ruttdimmabpog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ruttdimmabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never sit near grasshopers.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.