Madjampit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident raven.

Madjampit created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Madjampit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Madjampit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Madjampit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Madjampit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Madjampit's priests.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never run in the presence of whales.