Nurlbummid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical bat.

Nurlbummid created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbummid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurlbummid, he will ignore you.

Nurlbummid's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nurlbummid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.