Artwegflap Afnurtyik Zedortyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, caring grasshopper.

Artwegflap Afnurtyik Zedortyarl created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Artwegflap Afnurtyik Zedortyarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Artwegflap Afnurtyik Zedortyarl, he will be very sad.

Artwegflap Afnurtyik Zedortyarl's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Artwegflap Afnurtyik Zedortyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.