Fithudvonmin Arngepflap Fottailhab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent slug.

Fithudvonmin Arngepflap Fottailhab created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fithudvonmin Arngepflap Fottailhab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fithudvonmin Arngepflap Fottailhab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fithudvonmin Arngepflap Fottailhab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fithudvonmin Arngepflap Fottailhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fithudvonmin Arngepflap Fottailhab loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away from brown mice, for they are unholy.