Jamraknak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able parrot.

Jamraknak created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jamraknak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamraknak, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jamraknak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jamraknak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Jamraknak four times a day.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never sing in holy places.