Hapniljip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, amazing badger.

Hapniljip created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapniljip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hapniljip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hapniljip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hapniljip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hapniljip loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shave your back.