Nillistbot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome scorpion.

Nillistbot created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nillistbot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillistbot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nillistbot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nillistbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never paint your legs white.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never talk about great tits.