Flaghunmipham is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless porpoise.

Flaghunmipham created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaghunmipham, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flaghunmipham, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flaghunmipham's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flaghunmipham's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flaghunmipham.

5. Never look at asteroids.