Bumbessfub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent chinchilla.

Bumbessfub created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bumbessfub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bumbessfub, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bumbessfub's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bumbessfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Bumbessfub's priests.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.