Hanvanquamcunjigpark is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable sheep.

Hanvanquamcunjigpark created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanvanquamcunjigpark, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hanvanquamcunjigpark, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hanvanquamcunjigpark's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hanvanquamcunjigpark's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Hanvanquamcunjigpark first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if four manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.