Ligdibged is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, moody centipede.

Ligdibged created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdibged, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ligdibged, he will turn you into a slug.

Ligdibged's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ligdibged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ligdibged's name in vain.

2. Run away from yellow voles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.