Sithan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing sheep.

Sithan created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Sithan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sithan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sithan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sithan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if four tapirs approach from the north.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.