Kimstikzag Queeglograk is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous yak.

Kimstikzag Queeglograk created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimstikzag Queeglograk, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimstikzag Queeglograk, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kimstikzag Queeglograk's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Kimstikzag Queeglograk's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never wear violet tights.