Stikgarfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome jaguar.

Stikgarfoss created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgarfoss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikgarfoss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stikgarfoss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stikgarfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not cook food in pots.