Canmutpog Camvanbod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring jackal.

Canmutpog Camvanbod created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Canmutpog Camvanbod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Canmutpog Camvanbod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Canmutpog Camvanbod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Canmutpog Camvanbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Canmutpog Camvanbod on top of important buildings.

3. Never jump near otters.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never sit in the presence of badgers.