Govtenkom Dodjamdab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered porpoise.

Govtenkom Dodjamdab created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govtenkom Dodjamdab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Govtenkom Dodjamdab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Govtenkom Dodjamdab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Govtenkom Dodjamdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.