Citvonrig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless dryad.

Citvonrig created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citvonrig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Citvonrig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Citvonrig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Citvonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Citvonrig four times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.