Migdidgongep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet owl.

Migdidgongep created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdidgongep, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migdidgongep, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Migdidgongep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Migdidgongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet turquoise.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Migdidgongep loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Migdidgongep's priests.