Fobhogflan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent centaur.

Fobhogflan created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobhogflan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobhogflan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fobhogflan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fobhogflan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fobhogflan on top of all buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away from yellow bats, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.