Fossgidcub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient deer.

Fossgidcub created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Fossgidcub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fossgidcub, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fossgidcub's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fossgidcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. You must never eat aubergines.