Himshavhenlamfub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless eagle.

Himshavhenlamfub created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himshavhenlamfub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himshavhenlamfub, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Himshavhenlamfub's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Himshavhenlamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never sit in the presence of seals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.