Capjarnwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy human.

Capjarnwap created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Capjarnwap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capjarnwap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capjarnwap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Capjarnwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never write about black holes.