Lidmishom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak parrot.

Lidmishom created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidmishom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidmishom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lidmishom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lidmishom's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.