Sadzagfab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fast centipede.

Sadzagfab created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sadzagfab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadzagfab, it will turn you into a plant.

Sadzagfab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sadzagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never wear green corsets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadzagfab.

4. Sadzagfab loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about fire.