Basscinrawtal is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane wasp.

Basscinrawtal created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Basscinrawtal, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Basscinrawtal, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Basscinrawtal's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Basscinrawtal's Holy Commandments

1. Basscinrawtal must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Basscinrawtal.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear orange kilts.

5. Never think about gravity.