Ragyokstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless camel.

Ragyokstaf created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragyokstaf, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragyokstaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ragyokstaf's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ragyokstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Ragyokstaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.