Pidstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome wyvern.

Pidstrag created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidstrag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pidstrag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pidstrag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pidstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not take Pidstrag's name in vain.