Jadcangud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless bird.

Jadcangud created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcangud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadcangud, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jadcangud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jadcangud's Holy Commandments

1. Jadcangud loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always look after injured cats.