Jenbonkflapmandobyak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest grasshopper.

Jenbonkflapmandobyak created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Jenbonkflapmandobyak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenbonkflapmandobyak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jenbonkflapmandobyak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jenbonkflapmandobyak's Holy Commandments

1. Jenbonkflapmandobyak loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never jump near squirrels.